RANDOMS.

The Healing Garden's lotion is amazing.
Their new scent Passion Orchid is definitely my new obsession.

Finesse shampoo... and conditioner wins.

Mmm... Watermelon.
:)

New shoes.

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND.

Nice time, as always.

GOOD MAWNING.

Hi, I'm on my way to Retail Therapy.
Enjoy the sun, Kiddies.

BALDY FOX.

Foxy got a haircut.
This is her summer look.

HAY DAY.

My day was okay. I know my blogs have been pretty shitty and boring lately. I promise that will change by the end of this weekend because I plan on doing some photo-snapping starting tomorrow. It'll be decent. My brother and I have been bonding lately. It's cool. We got my mom an ice cream cake today... But we still haven't gotten to eat it. Bullshit. I got new sunglasses today. Ones that will finally have my prescription in them. There were too many pairs to choose from, but I picked a goodie. I promise. We had a 25% off any pair I choose, with my prescription. I'm excited, I'll probably get to pick them up next week. I have a feeling we'll be taking another vacation soon. My mom wants to go back to LA for a few days. She's from there. I love it there. Hopefully, we'll get to go back soon. I have huger hope in going to Europe ASAP, though. I know that costs bigtime dollars, but I can't wait. Traveling is the best. I should really go shower now and get to straightening my hair. I have been straightening my hair so much lately. I just love it straight so much all of a sudden. I painted my nails on my own today, they came out good. As you can see, I have absolutely nothing significant to blog about so let me just leave and get started on my list of things to do. Goodnight, readers.

WHY I HATE STUPID WOMEN...

1. The theory that if I allow for a man to impregnate me, he MUST stick around.

Reality: No, asswipe. He must not. He should, yes but he does not have to. You can't make him. If you got pregnant by 'accident', I still blame you. It's your body, take some kind of responsibility. He doesn't want to wear a condom, even if you requested that he should? Don't have sex with him. It's really that simple.

2. Women who use abortions as birth control.

Reality: Seriously, you're going to hell, bitch and I hope you enjoy it. If you keep getting pregnant, guess who's fault that is... TAKE SOME FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY. Either have protected sex, no sex at all or have the baby. If you can't support a child, stop having unprotected sex. Why is this common sense to me but rocket science to other people? I don't know.

3. Women who have a million kids by all different fathers - none of which are around.

Reality: I really think this one is self-explanatory. Why do you do this to yourself? Do you like the feeling that your kids will at some point realize their mother was a whore when they grow up? You've never had a ring on your finger, none of the fathers are around, you have 8 children... This is not an accomplishment.

4. Women who claim they can't do anything because they have children.

Reality: Okay, this all depends on what 'anything' is referring to. Does your party animal lifestyle end once you have a child? Yes, it should - here is my reason why... You shouldn't have a child unless you're ready to become a responsible adult, you should be in a steady relationship and have a career/some form of stable income. If you claim you can't work or do anything substantial to raising a family, you're full of shit and a sad excuse for a woman. You can't work but you have your nails done every week, right? Yah, okay.

5. Women who take the children away from their father because he will no longer remain romantically involved with her.

Reality: Do you understand how selfish this is? Because you can't have a boyfriend, your children can't have a father? That's pretty low and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

6. Women who take NO initiative whatsoever and expect for everything to be handed to them.

Reality: Let me explain something to you - a vagina does not equate to a free ride through life. Do something with yourself. Pay for a date every once in a while. Treat your boyfriend to something every now and then. It won't kill you.

7. Women who lie to their doctors - specifically, their gynecologists.

Reality: Do you understand how foolish this is? If you're telling your doctor that you're a virgin (even your regular physician), he's obviously not going to check you for certain things. I hate when women lie, period. Stop lying to your doctors, your health is on the line. When I go to the doctor, I want to be checked for everything. Even though I'm not a dumbass and I'm sexually responsible, I still want to make sure that everything is how it should be because you never know. You have to take it into your own hands. Stop being ridiculous. Okay, you've had 3 sex partners, stop telling him you've had only one and it was strictly protected sex. Be honest; it could save your life.

8. Women who want to fight men.

Reality: Lol, you'll all learn the hard way... one of these days, you really will.

9. Women who think because we've advanced so much, you don't belong in a kitchen... at all, ever.

Reality: -Sigh. This isn't what I was taught, I don't know about you guys. I enjoy washing dishes, cleaning and cooking/baking what I can. I mean, you aren't obligated to do it anymore... That makes it enjoyable to me. Sure, it can be a chore, but it really isn't that serious. Miss Independent, you can still wash dishes while having a career. Why not master both? Stop avoiding the kitchen because you might feel this is where you're 'expected' to be.

10. Women who use their menstrual cycles/hormones as an excuse to be psychotic.

Reality: Quit it. It's making all of us look bad. Sure, everyone has mood swings every once in a while, everyone has a bad day. No woman feels great while on her period. It's a pretty crummy end of the deal we got stuck with, but it's not the end of the world. Those 3 to 5 days of feeling crummy doesn't mean it's fair to scream 'OMG, don't talk to me, I'm on my period!' at anyone who crosses paths with you. Gain some self control, pop a Midol and move on with your day. It's unfair to pull that card. If you really feel that irritable, express it in a polite manner. The period is not an excuse, especially if that's not even the cause of your 'bad mood' - You just want attention.

BONUS:

Women who scheme and try to entertain another woman's boyfriend.

Reality: Seriously? You're that fucking low. You hate yourself and your life that much? Are you truly having that much difficulty seeking out a relationship of your own? You want him so badly to the point where you stalk his girlfriend's life. You have issues. She knows you're stalking her because to be his girl, she'd have to be smart... One of the obvious reasons you didn't make the cut. Especially if you're literally states away, what the fuck are you doing? Get a life. Get offline. Find a man. You're a loser and you look like a clown. His girlfriend and all of her friends are mocking your life. Chances are, even he is mocking your life. Die... Slow.

Men, you aren't off the hook... You might be next.

Bye.

:)

HI, GUYS.

Howdy. dollies. I haven't had any fun pictures to post lately. I know, life has been a blah. Unfortunately it's because the weather has been a real piece of shit. Alright, it wasn't that bad but the weatherman predicted that it would be. This weekend they predicted that it would rain Saturday and rain today. Negative on both counts. When the weather is predicted to be shitty, I bring unexciting clothes because where the hell are we going to go if the weather sucks? Nowhere. It doesn't matter though because conversation was good, TV was good, snacks were good, cuddling was good. I always enjoy the weekend. I'm back home now, watching Dane Cook's: Isolated Incident. He's funny. We had turkey burgers this weekend, they were good. I wish I had one right now. Seriously.

Okay, here's a survey for your entertainment:

How did your day start off?
Lovely.

Is there anyone you'd like to just appear at your front door right now?
Sorta but I like missing him.

Where is the person you last kissed at this moment?
@ home.

What does the last person you kissed think of you?
He loves me and he thinks that I'm brilliant.

What color shirt are you wearing?
Black.

What is one thing you would love to happen tomorrow?
Nice weather would be great.

Is the last person you kissed more than a year older than you?
Yes.

Where is your number two person on your friends list?
Probably home, sleeping.
Speaking of Marie, I hope I get to see her soon!

Have you ever cried in front of your number one?
Yes.

Are you any good with kids?
I can be.

Anyone you would like to get things straight with?
I am straight with everything and everyone I need to be straight with.

Excited for anything?
The zoo, Metric's concert, my mom's wedding.

Do you miss anyone?
Always.

Does anyone disgust you?
Yes.

It's 4 in the morning, your phone rings, what do you do?
Look at it, it must be an emergency (judging by the caller ID and that fact that no one calls me at that time), pick it up or hit decline.

Do you like cuddling?
Mhm.

Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
Of course.

Can you go in public looking like you do?
I just did.

What does your number 1 call you?
Muffin.

How tall are you?
4'11.

What woke you up this morning?
I had to pee, then I went back to sleep.

Ever wanted to never give up on someone?
Yes.

What are you listening to?
Dane Cook.

How old are you turning on your upcoming birthday?
22.

Do you drink tea?
Iced tea.

When and why did you last cry?
I don't remember, this is a good thing.

When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Messy hair, don't care.

Wearing any underwear?
Yes.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Another tattoo.

Have you ever felt like you literally needed someone?
Needed someone's comfort, yes.

Did you like anyone last summer?
I loved him, and I still do.

What color are your eyes?
Olive.

Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
I have.

Are you looking for a boyfriend/ girlfriend?
I have a perfect one.

Do you love where you live?
You can say that, I guess.

What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Joking with my boyfriend.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.

When was the last time you cried from laughing so hard?
I'm always laughing.

Who was the last person to make you cry?
I don't remember!

Do you like someone a lot?
Love.

What would make you happy right now?
Another turkey burger.

What are you wearing?
Run DMC shirt, pajama pants.

Where are you right now?
@ home, on my bed.

Do you take compliments well?
No.

Do you think you've changed over the past year?
Yes, for the better.

Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life?
Yes.

Whose the last two people you texted?
Boyfriend and Neesha.

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
Yes, it was in the bus station.

Who is your best guy friend(s)?
My boyfriend.

Have you ever changed clothes in a car?
Yes, into my after-prom outfit.

What was your last argument about?
Er, don't remember. :)

Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
No.

Honestly if you could go back 9 months and change something, would you?
Nope.

Could you date someone taller than you?
I am.

Who's hoodie did you wear last that wasn't yours?
Um, probably my boyfriend's... He's the only person whose clothes I borrow/steal.

Have you kissed more than 10 people this year?
Nope, only one.

Why are you feeling the way that you are feeling right now?
I feel relaxed, it was a nice weekend.

Bye, guys.

BLAB.

It's pretty late. I should be asleep now. Death Becomes Her is on television. I like this movie. I am pretty much finished with packing but I don't want to accept that the weather will most likely be shitty this weekend. Why? Where is summer? I am impatiently waiting for you. I looked into some summer courses today. I like the ones at Queens College but I don't know if I'm willing to make that commute just for some summer courses. I still need to register for my classes for the fall. I'm just waiting on the school to contact me. Take your time, it's only important that I get an education. I'll probably go there sometime next week, just to make an appearance in person. If you haven't noticed I usually don't write blogs like this. My posts are usually pretty snazzy but it's late, I'm bored and sleepy. I get to see my boyfriend tomorrow. I'm excited. I want to see Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian in Imax. I also want to go to Saint Patrick's Cathedral. I still have my passes for the Museum of Natural History. Luckily, he's coming to NY for my mom's wedding and I get to take him to the Intrepid. I can't wait. I haven't been there since like, the seventh grade. I kid you not. Anyways, that's about all for now. I love my boyfriend. I love my friends. I keep listening to Dom Kennedy. I finally changed my ringtone. I'm off to bed. Goodnight.

HEY YOU,

I AM NOT THAT IMPORTANT.

PRETTY FACE.

i practically live in sephora,
so here are some of my recommendations:

1. benefit's creaseless cream shadow/liner

my favorite shade: R.S.V.P.

2. benefit's boi-ing concealer/shadow base
my shade: 01 light.

3. benefit's blush/face powdermy favorite shade: thrrrob.

4. thebalm's blush
my shade: hot mama.

5. thebalm's plump your pucker tinted glossmy favorite shade: spike my punch.

6. diorshow waterproof mascaramy shade: black 90 (jet black).

7. NARS highlighting/bronzing blush duo
my favorite combo: sin/casino.

8. bare escentuals' buxom lips
my favorite shades: amber & katie.
(this is probably my #1 lipgloss on my list ever).

9. urban decay eyeshadowtruthfully, i love all of their shades.

10. benetint lip balm SPF 15
the shown shade is the only one they carry,
but it's great!


enjoy.
:)

41.

this is my 41st post,
here are 41 things i love:

1. the sun.
2. bananas.
3. purple.
4. chocolate.
5. summer.
6. feeding the geese.
7. pedicures.
8. traveling.
9. dylan's candy bar.
10. cartoon band-aids.
11. obnoxious nailpolish.
12. bows.
13. tattoos.
14. color.
15. russell stover valentine's day hearts.
16. incense.
17. receiving flowers for no reason.
18. the ballet.
19. animals.
20. being in love.
21. scrabble.
22. be delicious - DKNY.
23. my pink rainboots.
24. across the universe.
25. soap & glory bath products.
26. st. ives oatmeal & shea butter lotion.
27. cherry blossoms.
28. chocolate + raspberry/mint.
29. strawberry milk.
30. rita's water ice.
31. benefit make-up.
32. buxom lip gloss - thebalm.
33. when my hair is clean and straight.
34. simple things.
35. gold over silver.
36. oreos.
37. feathers.
38. not ever having a credit card.
39. brooklyn.
40. vogue.
41. fondue.

PLEASE QUIT:

-raining.
-dressing your pets like humans.
-carrying your pets around like babies.
-feeding your kids TV dinners.
-letting your toddlers stay up until 4am, no curfew whatsoever.
-putting your kids on leashes.
-kissing your pets on the mouth.
-piercing your infant's ears.
-naming your children shit they can't even pronounce.
-twittering.
-trying to sell me your CD on the street.
-acting like a tourist and posing for pictures in front of the Prada store.
-having nails that are 4 feet long.
-getting tattoos of brands, logos, rapper names and bible quotes
when you know you haven't been to church... ever.
-blogging about shit that's all over every other site.
-stealing my pictures.
-calling my phone from private and hanging up when i answer.
-telling your 6 month old baby to shut up, stop it and other
ridiculous things of that nature, all because they are crying.
-entertaining shows like that ray j bullshit and flavor of love.
-wearing shoes that you can't even walk in.
-grabbing a woman's arm and chanting YO YO YO when trying to get her attention/number.
-convincing yourself that what you want to be true is actually the truth... it isn't.
-crying when you lose a board/video game.
-'preparing' already prepared dinner and calling yourself a chef.
-calling my name then when i answer, i hear nothing but silence.
-telling me about Gossip Girl, no... i don't watch that show.
-buying fake Chanel, Prada, Louis Vuitton, Gucci, etc bags;
if you can't afford them, why can't you just accept that?
-expecting a man to automatically cater to you because you have a vagina.
-using abortions as birth control.
-having unprotected sex then trying to figure out HOW you became pregnant.
-trying to keep your children away from their father,
only because he doesn't want to be with you.
-starting fights then being the one to call the cops.
-sucker punching people.
-littering.
-SMOKING. WTF, SERIOUSLY?
-gold-digging.
-paying for school then, failing to attend and/or pass a fucking class.
-wearing fake nails, weave, colored contacts, tanning, getting implants, etc.
-bragging about never having a job in your entire life.
-dressing and acting like a whore when you go to the club;
how do you expect for ANYONE to take you seriously?
-calling yourself a diva.
-using the word 'cunt', i really hate that word.
-preaching to me about what the church says i can and cannot do,
really... it isn't that i don't know, i just don't care.
-stalking all of my profiles, i know what you're doing... psycho.

'tis all for now.